Sunday, 8 February 2015

Great Longing Of Originality: Do MBA only if you want to get fucked!!!

Great Longing Of Originality: Do MBA only if you want to get fucked!!!: Thank god, after a loooog time I got  a proper Sunday to rest. Because after getting into a B-school only my friends who are in B-schoo...

Do MBA only if you want to get fucked!!!

Thank god, after a loooog time I got  a proper Sunday to rest. Because after getting into a B-school only my friends who are in B-school can understand my situation.

Everyone started dreaming after graduation what next, and they end up getting into a B-school , because they know it is the only way to enter corporate world. 


I have observed that, when person makes mistake he gains experience, but when person makes lot of mistakes he chooses to be an MBA.

Irony is after getting into a B-school college says you will become great manger only if you have good decision making skill, my point is every human being is by default has this talent because we have all the solutions to the problem which is not ours, and our consultant mind says, "Me batata hu kya karna he". But when it comes to their own problem they are like , " fuck, man my life sucks..."


 Best part is most of the MBA students are trying to become "what they do not want to be", their minds are used to with mechanical products of the factory of their environment, preoccupied with breakfast, lunch & dinner, working & sleeping, internet, mobile phones, social media, relationships, going here and there to be entertained , and when they enter into an mba course they are like "kuch life hi nai he".

If YOU enjoy your online time more than YOU do your offline time: ‘There’s something definitely wrong you are doing in real Life’.


Majority of the people join B-school, because they do not know " what else to do". It is great to go to B-school and get some fancy degree. But one thing which I have learned while being a good student (sarcasm) of life is ‘No job / college can teach you how to be awesome’. That is something you have to teach your own self. The best university is the ‘University of Life’. Develop a backbone. Not a mere wishbone. ‘Be a Chess player & not merely a Chess piece’.


Also there is one more category, they chooses an MBA course just because someone said to have MBA degree. Going where everyone is going will give you the same results that everyone else is getting. We generally don’t realize this in our 20s because we are high on life. And when we do, in our 30s, it is slightly late!

Be that king of the jungle, who knows how to walk alone. Not because he has to (strong people find comfort in their own company) but because he enjoys doing it. There is no reason why you should feel even slightly stupid if you do not like what others pretend to love. There is this class of people who rightly adore Harry Porter or Soccer or Video Games. I swear, I have never related with any of them. But I also swear I have never felt ‘LESS’ because of this. People have different passions. You need to 1) Identify yours & 2) Follow it fully. Do not show off! You will waste a lot of energy in trying to live up to a reputation.

I have just loved doing ‘what my heart says’ & ‘what v few people do’. Result: – I found much less traffic on the roads that I took. Less competition! I just tried to identify a unique path for myself and am fearlessly following it. Trust me- it is fun. Try it out.


Yes. The moment puberty hits, it is like a floodgate that has been opened. But when you enter into MBA course you don't get time for all this and all those frustrated minds started getting panic,  they want to stop but they don’t know how to do that.

It is not my place to ask you to stop. Because I don’t take decisions for you. No one should. Sex is natural & fun because it helps us relieve our extra pent up energies. But if you are too much obsessed with it, either you have too much free time or you are eating too much.

I always wonder how an obsession with sex will ever help people in their pursuit for love.

Love is awesome. Love is good. It is one of the most important things – even in a stellar movie like interstellar.

 I’m sure it is very romantic when someone you just met (or haven’t met) flirts with you like you have known each other for years. But what after that? Flirting is dangerous as it begins on the base of lust and 9.9 times out of 10 — it will definitely lead to any of Love, complications, mischief, heartbreaks and even complete disarray of the present normal self. Really? Are people that stupid these days to believe that a person loves you without knowing you or they are that stupid to actually fall for someone without knowing them?
It is OK if your friend has a love-sex life and you do not have. You could have a GOAL today and tomorrow thousands may love to chase you because of your ‘Awesomeness’(obviously MBA an amazing option). It doesn’t have to be like a hindi movie always. What I’m trying to say is — if you have it, great! Don’t center your life on it. If you don’t have it, don’t crib. Create a good life for yourself & it will come along!

Some people spend their entire teenage in traffic jams of relationships. They just keep on falling in love with the next available item. Love is a beautifully expensive gift. No point giving it to someone who is cheap. Stop mentally finding & waiting for the right person & just become the right person yourself. & then the right person will automatically come.


Whoever you are, whatever you do, whatever you want to do in life – start understanding money, before you start spending it. It is the machinery on which the world operates. and B-school is best place to understand that no matter how much you will earn your expenses will be always higher than your income.

I see too many people spending on things they don’t need. This is to impress people who don’t matter. If your GF is moving from i-Phone 5 to i-Phone 6 just for half an inch – you need to be slightly worried.
We get the equation wrong: It is not Savings = Income – Spending. It is Spending = Income – Saving.

I am not asking anyone to be penny wise and pound foolish. I am just asking people in their MBA course  to start learning how to spend only on things that matter. Ask yourself: Do you really need to upgrade that damn phone every time? Spend on things that add to your real value. Not on things that merely add to your face value. Extravagance should never become the aftermath of richness. Trust me- you actually do not need a lot to be happy.


I have seen voracious readers. They have a confidence that is not replicable by any other form of passion. They have perspectives which would otherwise come to you in your GDs and Business meetings. How would it be, if you get them better in your MBA course.
Read. Because it makes you better equipped for your GDs & Business Meetings. These are the best years to become awesome in your communication skills. 

B-school experience is not an easy time. But it is also the prime of your entire ‘One Life’. Don’t let it go without making a mark. Have lot of fun but keep your main eye fixed at becoming ‘Awesome’! But unless YOU learn to make your mind obey you, you cannot become ‘Awesome’. Every day, every hour, perhaps every minute too you’ll need to kill your own desires in order to be who you need to be.

All that YOU will need is ‘Self Discipline’ for an awesomely inspired life. That’s it! Regularly spend time with your own-self to realize how you can pour your talent & creativity into the world. The world is waiting for you.

Monday, 7 July 2014

I am Who I am

        Life, the universe and everything else. The supposed ultimate question asked by everyone that ever was anyone. But that's not my question because I sure am not "everybody". I'm just me. Which also happens to be what I want to find out about. I don't care about the universe and everything that has ever been, is and will be. I just want to know the simplest most complicated question that I can think of without getting distracted for the billionth time. Who am I?

        Yes, I know I'm a Boy, that I have a fickle-minded nature and that I find it extremely difficult to think about one thing consistently and long enough to make a fixation on that single thing without wondering why squirrels like acorns or what Francis Bacon has anything to do with Agrajag and his gargoyles. It's truly a wonder why Mrs. A is so pessimistic about this world and all its inhabitants that I think it'd be better off if she was picked up by the impropability drive and turned into a bowl of petunias. I think it'd be suitable considering her strange fascination with her 'lovely' face.

        But really. Who am I? What is my function in this program? Do I have a purpose to fulfill or am I just a delusional mattress who doesn't have a proper identity flopping about the marshes in a wasteland on a planet so secluded that a robot who turned up one fateful day would rather kill itself rather than associate itself with me. Is that what it'll come down to? Or am I muddling up the story? Was that the way it went?
Maybe I'm not a mattress. Maybe I'm  a bug on this checkered picnic cloth laid down by some harmless foodie who just wants to enjoy a nice PB&J sandwich without an insect strutting about acting like that it matters more.
         I have started to consider that maybe Mr. A was right about our limited abilities of understanding ourselves. Or maybe it's just me. I don't even know the path I'm walking down. Last week it was a wonder which way was down and now I've this delusional idea that maybe there is no down. Maybe we just made up the idea of gravity to keep ourselves connected to something or other to keep from floating of into a better world up in the clouds. But what if we let ourselves go once in a while. Then maybe I'd understand my limitations and find how flexible I could actually be. What if I'm a fish trying to ride a bicycle? What if I'm not and I just keep thinking that I am and just end up locking my potential away even though I could be the best fish cyclist. 


I think there's more to this than just the four walls surrounding me. I'd like to break the boundaries of illusion and discover the true nature of my existence. Even though it's quite clear that the fourth wall is in fact a ceiling; technically not a wall. Either way, I need to find a meaning for my existence and find a way to float above the clouds and feel the tug of the rope tied around my waist reminding me where I've come from and where I should be, not where I want to be. Maybe someday those two will be synonymous. Then I can float on back down. I'd walk across the solid ground with my head held high, aware of a world above and the world below it; accepting that they are in fact one and the same. That I never needed to be afraid of the worlds above the clouds as long as I had something to keep me grounded. 

Sunday, 6 July 2014

Read If you are young, ambitious & seeking solutions for an awesome career...

As you live life forward; many many TRAPS will attract YOU. Some people fall into them out of excitement & then spend a lifetime in recovering…
I am so tempted to warn you about one such trap; which is becoming a big suction point for the youth of today. If you are young, ambitious & seeking solutions for an awesome career – read on…
Lala jee’s who ran successful sweet shops or transport businesses or something like that in 1980’s or 1990’s thought a decade or more back that they could sell education too. Hence emerged a forest (May I say ‘weeds’) of B Grade & C Grade colleges in the outskirts of almost every city & town in India. Almost each of them claiming to ‘Transforming the lives of Indians & shaping their careers etc etc ‘ -very cute cute punch lines.Do not you notice in the months of April – July (admission time) huge hoardings, prime time TV advt slots, newspaper full page advts, FB sponsored posts, e-mailers of such ‘Pls Pls Pls join me’ desperate advertisements everywhere. Some so bold enough to even imply that the ‘world is already there with them’ & you will be a moron; should you go anywhere else.
Stories! Stories! & more such stories reach the gullible & the needy minds of the lakhs of students who end up consuming such stories & then paying lakhs into the bank account of an unknown Laala but with a well known waist size.
Privatization is not bad. It did wonders in the field of Insurance, Banking, Medicine & more. It becomes a problem in the arena of education because 90% focus of such universities /colleges is on admissions & not on imparting quality to students. One requires a different kindaa double helix in one’s genes for this.
Hardly 5% private universities / colleges have that different DNA & they are doing very well. And they are bound to become better & better with time. All this makes up the case for the bust of the remaining B-Grade educational institutes in India in the coming some time.
Practically 1/3rd of the mushroomed B-Grade & C-Grade colleges closed down in the last 5 to 7 years. The stock prices of most of the listed Educational Companies hit so low that some of the most premium brands were / are available for sale for a few crores only.
Just starting an IIT & an IIM in every state will not be a great solution for India; if not carried through well. Some data: – None of the eight new IITs sanctioned in the XIth Five Year Plan (2007-2012) have yet managed to get a permanent campus.
Majority B Grade colleges do a desperate and an exaggerated foreplay of exciting a few HR recruiters of well known companies. At times, it is a buyout even. Then such stories of campus recruitment become the main display item at the counseling tables and do not we see such paid news in newspapers almost daily.
The youth today is connected. It knows ‘what is what’. It is great to see the world becoming more and more logical. Anything which is only fanciful, an inflated dream, or a lesser logical concept has no other option but either to correct itself fully or to go the obsolescence way.
But then this trickling of sensibility will take time in India. There are enough takers here for chutiyaapa. Reason: our big bang population. There is a big big market for non sense in India. A Nirmal baba swindles crores in the name of faith & Asaram rapes the faith of his followers. A pony tailed guy in Delhi asking students to ‘Dare to think beyond IIMs’ & the funny part is that there are thousands of takers for such people.
Someone is always trying to tell you a story and is emotionally trying to fit his story to match with your world view. Majority junta gets CONSUMED with the stories of such clever marketers.
Everything around looks so hyped, so exciting & so dramatic that at times I really get scared thinking ‘What the withdrawal symptoms of all this will be’ if a person fails to catch up fully with all that is happening around. Depression! Simple as that.
e.g. almost everyone around seems to be in a relationship. If you are not you might just deep inside be feeling like ‘Zaheer Khan’. Match unfit! Today! take a decision – ‘I will NOT get impressed from Anything / Anyone so very easily’. Be it ANYONE in my career, my religion, my relationships, my finances or ANY damn thing which is RELATED to me. Be Emotionally MORE competent & render these businessmen blunt!
Character is not in following others, but in finding your very own unique path and then fearlessly following it e.g. in a shopping mall you see so many things displayed. You want only one or two out of the hazaar that get displayed there. Yes! You do window shopping but at the end of it you just focus on what you came there to buy. In the same way; when the marketers bombard you with their information & appealing stories; you need to stay extremely vigilante and use your damn brain to decide if that thing is on the road to the kind of life which you want to create for yourself..
YOUR ‘baby steps’; but in the direction of YOUR goals are much better THAN YOUR leaps , somersaults & jumps which are NOT in the direction of YOUR Goals.

Majority junta does not follow its dreams because they want to avoid that feeling of uncertainty. It is perfectly fair then that they receive average results & mediocrity when they input average decision making & then average efforts into their lives. Do not be shameless to expect an awesome life with good things happening to YOU; while YOU hardly input YOUR best! Just a reminder: – You are NOT the Jamai (Son-in-law) of life!YOUR ‘baby steps’; but in the direction of YOUR goals are much better THAN YOUR leaps , somersaults & jumps which are NOT in the direction of YOUR Goals.What is stopping you? Be a victor; not a victim of Life! Develop a backbone. Not a mere wishbone. ‘Be a Chess player & not a Chess piece’.See it is simple: – If YOU wish to have something which YOU have never had; then YOU gotta do something which YOU have never done!GET OUT there and DO something..One Life! Rise & Shine…


Saturday, 25 January 2014

Casual Flirting

Finally I got free time after two months to write a blog. 

                Yesterday When I was chatting with my friend. We were throwing questionnaire to each other to know each other well. So When it was my turn I asked, "what is Flirting?" So for  my surprise she said, " I don't believe in serious flirting but, yes! these days many casual flirting occurs and which is taken casually by both sides. And while doing that we say Flirting sehat ke liye acha he. 
                Watsapp Conversation Between A Boy & A Girl

She: Are, Where are you? Kabse cl kar rahi hu...Pick up the phone naaa...
He: Friend ke shadi me aya hu.. Badme Fursat me bat karenge..
She: Hmmmmm.. To koi item dikhi ya nai shadi me...:p
He: Nai na... Mast shervani and al dalke aya hu but no progress....
She: Hmmmmm.. Shervani.... I missed it...
He: Wt?
She: Teko dekhneka chance re... Kaisa rapchik dikh raha hoga tu shervani me.

In today's time we most oftenly can see this kind of flirtatious chatting on social networking sites and watsapp. And Watsapp is the best place to do "Flirtatious" chatting these days. In old days these were considered as Flirting, todays also we call it flirting only, but now it is taken too casually by both sides.

When we say flirting, you must have imagined incidents from normal teasing and provoking to eve teasing, but this flirting is not physical or real , rather its on virtual level. Formerly flirting used to occur stealthily & Secretly but now it occurs openly. And this generation will accept to my earlier statement.  

We don't have to take casual flirting seriously, and everyone has to accept this because you cannot find any damn girl or boy who doesn't flirt casually.

We have seen that boys and girls take "Flirting tips" from their friends, also they workout plans to propose or approach any boy or girl. After getting positive response we do give treat to our friends for giving tips.

Whether any boy or a girl is in relationship or not but still they give importance to flirting, to impress next person. And if next person give u positive response then we do flirt openly.

When a boy and a girl become good friends to each other and continuously chatting on Facebook & Watsapp and in that flow they want to know each other more and more and flirting comes into the picture. And there is nothing wrong till it goes virtual level. "Singles" normally prefer flirting over "True Love" & "getting into relationship".

The best advantage or privilege of flirting is, that two people admire each other and highlight good things about each other.And thats why whole conversation becomes positive. Usually we do flirting for physical attraction, get close to next person , time-pass, or worst to worst to get out of strain, exertion.

Many times we get angry or frustrated due to whole day busy, hectic schedule, but when we reach home and see sweet message from our friend, suddenly whole mood get changed.

It is completely OK when friends or acquainted people have affectionate conversation between them, but we have be alert when someone is flirting to get close for wrong intentions.

People who are in relationship, when your partner is flirting with someone else for checking your possessiveness then also you have to be alert, because it may harm your relation.

Anyways, still we can't see people flirting openly, but we can find Ranbir Kapoor jaise log saying "Flirting sehet ke liye acha he" everywhere...!!!

Post Script:-
Mohobat to kisi ek se karunga,
Hosake to kisi nek se karunga,
Lekin jabtak na milegi wo nek ladki,
"TRY" har ek ko karunga....:p :p

Saturday, 23 November 2013

Have a Happy Breakup...(Move On)

Warning: I know the blog is bit longer but its worth reading for those who experienced breakups in their life. This will inspire people surely.

Why I am writing this blog?  My reason is to assist the beautiful young people who are ‘JUST stuck’ in the Relationships.
Am I qualified to write a blog as this? Well my CV gives me the confidence. I have had a few break ups. 

Can say for sure – I am representing 90% of the ‘today’s generation men’. The remaining 10 %     ( ‘True Love’ waaley Mard ) can post angry comments at me (in the comments below) as they- I know are very good at pretending to be “committed”.
So, without further ado, sidha point pe ata hu...:p

Letters starts with "abc", numbers starts with "123", Love starts with "you and me ♥ ♥".

Every relationship starts with a common filmy melodrama "The day I met you was my favorite accident and even today I love those injuries." (self sadism)

I feel very lucky when I am with you. (Kyun Bhai- woh Lux cozi hai kya? Making you feel ‘Apna Luck pehan ke chalo! :) )

My love for you is like a rose with thorns. I hold you, knowing you will hurt me. But I am willing to bleed for you.
Further – Email enabled mobile phones, Free SMS services , late night calling free (Get an Idea) , 3G and whatever G (you know what ). Ladki wait karti hai kab gyaarah bajenge aur kab Night Calling free hogi aur kab JAANU mera number milaayenge..Gyaarah Bajte hain and the phone rings and the girl screams. “Hi jaaaaaaan!!! Love you Muaaah…AUR BATAAO”… Kuch baat hi nahi hai karne ko toh aur kya batayega bechaara. . When there’s nothing to talk.
So if a relationship starts with such an intense love the breakup chances are very less (close to 1%) and even in that 1% case there’s got to be something really meaningful for them to be separated. So with mutual understanding they can separate for a better life……

Was thinking about the lives of 100′s of people & found that majority of the problems in their lives are- ‘Relationship issues’ which are ego based.

The problem starts when this need ‘to be pampered’ assumes disproportionately large sizes in our minds. Most women and men; I meet – I see them over doing things to :-

-Impress people
-Trying to be a ‘Hero / Heroine’ …

The need to feel ‘PAMPERED’ is the root cause of most of our ‘People Issues’, Emotional turmoils & Incompetencies. Remember the MOHRA song-“Mujhe Pyaar Karo..Subah se lekar Shaamtak..Shaam se lekar Raat tak..Raat se phir Subah tak..As if aur koi kaam nahi hai duniya me karne ko..If you keep feeling the need to be PAMPERED, then woh Din kabhi nahi aayega jab tum dono ek hi bachche ko PAMPERS pehnaao. You are not your ‘FB’ status that people should LIKE you…Trust me – no one is Thinking about you ! Only you are taking yourself over-seriously.

Ladies are more likely to get attracted to men with ‘a Sense of Humor’. Girls do not love SRK for no reason… Men have realized that to get a woman to love them; they need to get her laughing.Someday – the lady begins to feel – ‘Ye mard mujhe khush rakhegaa’. Ya yeh MARD mujhe DARD ke ehsaas nahi hone dega” Amul Macho type feeling! Ye to bada Toing hai !

Girls do get attracted to men with a sense of humor…But I don’t think the relationship with such men would last long, because after a while the girl will start saying things like “Aap kabhi serious kyun nahi hote ho?”…”har time mazaak ni acha lagta”…”tum mere liye serious ho ya main bhi mazaak me hi hu?”

Well I find people to be confused in their own minds- at the outset of the relationship. They want too much e.g. usually girls want that the guy should be the ‘Macho’ of ‘Rab ne bana de Jodi’ or Rahul (Khuch Khuch Hota Hai) or Akash (Dil Chahta Hai) – but Dil se they need Mister Surinder Sahni of Punjab Power (Rab ne banaa di Jodi).Aur agar – package deal mein – ‘Caring nature, Possessive attitude, 4-6 Packs, Money, Car, Good Family, Sense of Humor, Dressing sense – aa jaayein to ‘Yo Baby!’ ho jaayegaa. Isko var maala daala to life jhingalala.

Girls packing pe mat jao ; andar ka gift important hai. So – girls apni ‘eye candies’ ke liye movies ka sahara lein; aur final decision mein ‘Brain ka bhi ishhara lein’. Women expect too much. Your man can not look into your eyes daily – the same way – he did – when he did for the first time.

As I look around – I pitifully see that ‘Relationships ka spiderweb bana huaa hai’. I hear stories about one person dating 3, Relationships between cousins, extra marital, etc etc. Trust me- in sab fasaad mein –

‘Swaad hoga ; par junoon nahin hoga’ , ‘Chaska hoga ; par sukoon nahin hoga’

Your secret relationship will never treat you like a ‘Priority’; but just like an OPTION .It is much better to be single than to be someone’s dirty and miscellaneous secret. Value the ‘KISS’ approach. Imran Haashmi waali nahin – Ranbir Kapoor waali (Keep it Simple silly).

Imraan Haasmi se yaad aaya – ‘Post complete sex’ ; most relationships begin to dwindle’ . Trust me. That’s why – you must treat sex in any relationship as a sweet dish and not the main food.Ab tum sweet dish khaane ke baad- khana yaad nahin karte naa ?’

All relationships become boring after some time.

SYMPTOMS of: – When should you break up / When ‘Sweety Sweety Sweety tera pyaar NAHIN chahidaa’ / ‘Ye Dil Maange NO more now’

- You were eagerly waiting for this blog post – the surest sign of you being in dire need for a break up.

- When your FB status says – ‘It is Complicated’ – Break up. Move on

- When there is more seriousness in your conversations than laughter and lightheartedness – when throughout your meeting/ late night telephonic conversation – you maintain a stupid, constipated look.

- When you have to think before speaking your mind i.e. when you cease being yourself

- Daily fights, one gets angry and the other consoles….and vice-versa.

- When talks like these start “main pehle tumse milke bahut khush rehti thi , but ab to tum bas ladte rehte ho”…

This was the trailer of a new Daily Soap “Kahaani Girl Girl/Boy Boy ki”

-Disloyalty / Infidelity is not allowed in relationships. Number portability and dual SIM cards – whenever discovered – should be used to ban the outgoing / incoming of any kind. Usually people in such relationships say that the ‘spark is missing in their relationships- that’s why they went out’. Ab bhai – spark kahaan se aayegaa ; tumhara spark plug to kissi aur engine ko spark de raha hai

-Girls – you deserve a better man – if your man treats you just like ‘Nothing’. It is your problem then – ‘If you call him your everything’. Move on! DARR ke AAGE Dusra PREET hai ..You deserve someone better. If you cannot love yourself – no one else will ever be able to complete you.

If it is not helping you ‘Rise and be better’ ; if it is not inspiring you – WALK away… if you find yourself getting worse, day dreaming more, working less, being less passionate about your dreams – IT IS NOT LOVE. Love as an emotion, is meant to inspire – if it is not inspiring you to be better – it is a waste of time. Quit the person; as you would quit your Job – as the person is always demoralizing you. Adjustment jaroori hai ; par do not compromise your dignity and self-esteem(tedha hai par mera hai; har jagah applicable nahi hota). See if there is a repeat pattern about this thing. If it is – Cut the crap! You are beautiful – remember this. There are many beautiful concepts waiting for you. Go and claim. One life ! Rise & Shine ! (chain se sona hai to jag jao…..aur us gadhe ko chhod ke; kisi aur ke sath bhaag jao)

Don’t always keep doing Ctrl S (Saving) for everything in life- especially a relationship that you most certainly need to Ctrl + Alt + DELETE. Jab kuch galat hum likh dete hain, usko delete karna chahiye, save karke apne dimag ka hardware crash nahi karna chahiye. (DIMAG KA DAHI NA KARE aur lassi to bilkul hi na banaye )

The moment you think – “I was happy being single” THIS is the moment you should be one. If you believe there is a reason why you met the person, you should also believe that there should be a reason why you must break up. Take the learning and ‘Move Ahead’; while you prepare for the right one. That’s it. Do not visit their FB Profiles time and again. Kyunki khuch daag achay NAHIN hotey. Dho Daalo !

As Oprah Winfrey said it so finely – ‘Some people are going to leave. But that’s not the end of YOUR story. It’s the end of THEIR part in your story’.

I cried every time; when I broke up with my favorite lady. I thought – the world has fallen apart. I loved those ‘Judaai’ songs then. ‘ISHQ AB KARIYO NA type ke gaane sunta tha…’ But – read carefully next – ‘I do not even know – where those ladies are these days and they have mothered whose child?’Faaltu mein senti huaa / Apna time barbaad kiyaa. Aaj jab wo kissi aur ke ghar ki bijli banni huin hain – it wasn’t worth naa then??

Remember – ‘Jawaani ke bahut kum rishtey aapkey pati / patni bantay hain’. Sab pe menti-sental nahin huaa karte’. Apni bijli khud bachao (Ye vishesh soochnaa- Janhit mein jaari)….

If you cannot ‘Love’ yourself – trust me – ‘there are many more break ups waiting to happen in your life’. Counting start kar do. Sansani

Ladies & Gentlemen – If you’re worrying about your love life and your ‘marks in board exams’ at the same time; trust me – you are too young for the former. Saari zindagi yahi to karnaa hai. Abhi zyada zaruri padhna hai … DIL TOH BACHCHA hi RAHEGA JI (Personally experienced)